The Secret Behind Impressive Corporate Language

Where do the heavy-sounding corporate statements come from?

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You may have often marveled at the corporate leaders’ ability to spew wise-sounding, inspiring statements in presentations and speeches, and wondered how they can construct such sentences with heavy-sounding words, effortlessly.

Well, wonder no more, because the secret is out! They get their phrases and sentences from websites that generate such statements on demand. In the next meeting, you too can go armed with your set of phrases, and insert them at an appropriate point to impress everyone.

Here are some websites that generate corporate (bs) statements on demand:

Corporate to spiritual

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Movie: What is Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993, English, US)

Review of the classic 1993 Hollywood movie – What Is Eating Gilbert Grape?

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Directed byLasse Hallström
Released in1993
GenreFamily Drama, Romance
Cast
  • Johnny Depp as Gilbert Grape
  • Juliette Lewis as Becky (Gilbert Grape’s romantic interest)
  • Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie Grape (Gilbert Grape’s brother)
  • Mary Steenburgen as Betty Carver (Gilbert Grape’s casual lover)
  • Darlene Cates as Bonnie Grape (Gilbert Grape’s mother)
Music byAlan Parker and Björn Isfält
Produced byDavid Matalon, Bertil Ohlsson, and Meir Teper
LanguageEnglish
Length1 hour 58 minutes

The Plot, the Setting

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? is a 1993 American family drama film starring Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Juliette Lewis, and Darlene Cates. It is a gentle, heartwarming film about a dysfunctional family in a small town somewhere in the US mid-west. The protagonist is Gilbert Grape (Johnny Depp), a grocery clerk in his early twenties taking care of his family consisting of his 500+ pound obese mother (Darlene Cates), a mentally challenged younger brother (DiCaprio) and two teen-aged sisters.
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Book: The Dispossessed by Ursula Le Guin

Dispossessed Cover ImageThe Dispossessed, originally published in 1974, and in print ever since then, is possibly Le Guin’s most intellectually challenging novel.

It is placed far away in the future – a long distance from the earth; yet it is easy to identify with.

It is a book about two societies – one a model egalitarian, anarchist, resource-strapped society (with its flaws) and another a resource-rich, capitalist society with huge inequalities. It is a story about a physicist (also an idealist) who wants to learn from others and share his findings with the whole of humanity. It is about the benefits of community collaboration while celebrating the lonely journey of the creative genius.

The Dispossessed is a timeless tale, with a science fiction setting, but appealing from a literary point of view. It is rooted in the political issues, communal counter-culture, and women’s movement of the late 1960s and early 70s.

It is hard to put down, once you start reading it. I have read it four times over the last 20 years, and I am likely to read it many more times.

The book has been studied and analyzed by scholars and students and is a subject of research.

TitleThe Dispossessed
Author(s)Ursula K Le Guin
Initially Published In1974
PublisherMultiple – Orion Publishing Group, Harper Voyager, Easton Press, Harper & Row, Gateway
Formats AvailableHardcover, Paperback

“Le Guin’s book, written in her solid, no-nonsense prose, is so persuasive that it ought to put a stop to the writing of prescriptive Utopias for at least 10 years.”

The New York Times 

The World(s)

Far away in the future and far away from the earth, human beings have occupied and thrived on other planetary systems, while the earth has been destroyed (our earth is not the focus in this book).

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Future Moves of Low Cost Airlines?

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People who regularly travel by air are well aware of the strategies adopted by low-cost airlines (we shall refer to these airlines as ‘CheapAir’ in this article). Some things that they already do, allegedly to compensate for their cheap base tickets are:

  • Charging for food/ drinks in the flight
  • Express check-in queues where you pay extra for faster check-in (last time I managed to complete the check-in faster than those who paid the extra amount – I smirked a ‘bye, take your time’ to the folks in the express queue 😉 ).
  • Special, variable charges for many of the seats – seats in front, aisle seats, window seats, emergency row, etc.
  • Lowering the limits of free baggage and being strict about charging for excess baggage
  • Reducing the weight carried by the aircraft to reduce the fuel consumption by:
    • Getting rid of ovens from the aircraft (no warm meals)
    • Making seats lighter (and making them thinner to accommodate 1-2 rows more)
    • Hiring crew with small build (I have also noticed on one of the CheapAirs in India that all cabin crew members are always of one gender – I am not sure whether this is discrimination)

More than a strategy to recover some money, I think it is a strategy to project themselves as really cheap (low-cost or budget), so that the travelers do not critically look at the ticket prices (which are sometimes higher than the ticket prices on ‘full-service’ airlines).

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Book: Making Ideas Happen by Scott Belsky

Making Ideas Happen - CoverGenerating new ideas is easy, it’s executing that is hard. Whether you are an individual or an organization, perseverance and perspiration are a must to transform vision into reality.

In Making Ideas Happen, the author, Scott Belsky uses his observations and insights behind successful teams at Disney, IDEO, and Google — as well as highly productive and respected individuals like John Maeda, Seth Godin, and Chris Anderson — to present essential principles and a structured set of methods for converting any idea into reality.

TitleMaking Ideas Happen – Overcoming the Obstacles Between Vision and Reality
Author(s)Scott Belsky
Initially Published In2010
PublisherPenguin
Formats AvailableHardcover, Paperback, Kindle, Audio
Available AtAmazon.comAmazon.in.

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“A Swiss army knife for Ideas”

Ji Lee, Director at Google Creative Lab 

Summary

Ideas for new businesses, improving productivity or capabilities and solutions to the world’s problems  are common. So are ideas for artistic breakthroughs. However, great execution is rare. Ideas don’t happen by accident or because they are unique or great. Ideas are taken to fruition with passion, focus, and hard work.

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Cartoon: Get Ugly Billboards Removed?

Cartoon: Get Ugly Billboards Removed

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Movie: Johnny Gaddaar (2007, Hindi, India)

Review of the classic 2007 Indian thriller movie – Johnny Gaddaar by Sriram Raghavan. Starring Dramendra, Neil Nitin Mukesh and Vinay Pathak.

Johnny Gaddaar (2007 Movie) - DVD Cover ImageJohnny Gaddaar, based in Mumbai and placed in 2000s, is a tightly-crafted, crime-based, suspense-thriller that turned out to be a surprise hit in 2007. The movie was later remade in the South India in other languages.

Johnny Gaddaar has a James Hadley Chase feel to it. The title has some connection to Vijay Anand’s Johnny Mera Naam of the 70s.

Johnny Gaddaar is loosely adapted from Stanley Kubrick’s black classic The Killing.

Directed bySriram Raghavan
Released in2007
GenreCrime, Thriller
Cast
  • Dharmendra as Sheshadri ‘Seshu’
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh as Vikram
  • Zakir Hussain as Shardul
  • Vinay Pathak as Prakash ‘Pakya’
  • Dayanand Shetty as Shiva
  • Govind Namdeo as Inspector Kalyan
  • Ashwini Kalsekar as Varsha (Prakash’s wife)
  • Rimi Sen as Mini (Vikram’s Girlfriend and Shardul’s Wife)
Music byShankar Ehsaan Loy
Produced byAdlabs Films Ltd.
Written bySriram Raghavan
LanguageHindi
Length2 hours

The Plot

Seshadri/ Seshu (played by Dharmendra) is an ageing criminal in Mumbai, who gets an opportunity to do a big drug deal. He ropes in Prakash (played by Vinay Pathak), Shardul (played by Zakir Hussain), Shiva (played by Dayanand Shetty), and Vikram (played by Neil Nitin Mukesh).

The deal is to deliver 2.5 crore rupees to a cop – Inspector Kalyan, pick a drug consignment from him, transport it from Bangalore to Mumbai and sell it for double the money in Mumbai.
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Book: Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut

Breakfast of Champions - CoverThis must be the fourth or fifth time I have read Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut Jr– I had first read it in the late 1970s, and have always considered it as a ‘classic’ that needs to be read again and again.

It is difficult to categorize this book, but here are the categories that it may fit in: fiction, biting satire, black humor, science fiction/ fantasy, and serious literature. The fact that the book has alternate titles may provide a hint on the unpredictability, and difficulty at slotting the book.

TitleBreakfast of Champions or
Goodbye Blue Monday
Author(s)Kurt Vonnegut
Initially Published In1973
PublisherRandom House
Formats AvailableHardcover, Paperback, Kindle

“Marvelous . . . [Vonnegut] wheels out all the complaints about America and makes them seem fresh, funny, outrageous, hateful and lovable.”

The New York Times 

The Plot

It is the story of “two lonesome, skinny, fairly old white men on a planet which was dying fast.”

Dwayne Hoover, is a charming, rich man – he runs a Pontiac dealership, owns land and is franchisee for many chains (like the Holiday Inn) in and around Midland City. Dwayne’s mind is disintegrating because of bad chemicals that his body is producing. However, no one appears to recognize the signs of his mental disturbances.

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Cartoon: Corporate Managers and Sports-persons – Sharing Best Practices

Corporate Managers and Sports-persons: Sharing Best Practices

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Movie: Kalyug (1981, Hindi, India)

Review of the classic 1981 Indian movie – Kalyug by Shyam Benegal. Starring Shashi Kapoor, Rekha, Ananth Nag and Victor Banerjee.

Kalyug, based in the late-1970s/ early-1980s, is a taut and powerful story of fierce rivalry between two business families (related to each other) in the days of the license-raj in India. The story has very direct parallels with the mythological epic Mahabharta.

Directed by Shyam Benegal, Kalyug has an array of stars – from the mainstream/ popular movies as well the arthouse/ parallel cinema. Kalyug, released in 1981, received critical acclaim and was a box-office success as well.

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Directed byShyam Benegal
Released in1981
GenreDrama, Thriller
Cast
  • Shashi Kapoor as Karan Singh
  • Rekha as Supriya
  • Anant Nag as Bharat Raj
  • Victor Banerjee as Dhan Raj
  • Raj Babbar as Dharam Raj
  • Kulbhushan Kharbanda as Bal Raj
  • Sushma Seth as Savitri
  • Om Puri as Bhavani Pandey
  • A K Hangal as Bhisham Chand
  • Supriya Pathak as Subhadra
  • Akash Khurana as Sandeep Raj

and many more known names like Amrish Puri and Vinod Doshi.

Music byVanraj Bhatia
Produced byShashi Kapoor
Written byShyam Benegal, Girish Karnad, and Satyadev Dubey
LanguageHindi
Length2 hours 32 minutes

The Plot

Two business families (related to each other) run heavy engineering/ fabrication firms and often compete with each other. Orders from government bodies are coveted by both the business families.

The first family (Puranchand family) – let us call it the P-family, has three brothers in their 30s and 40s. The third brother, Bharat Raj (played by Anant Nag) is ambitious, sharp, and competitive and activily runs the business. The eldest brother, Dharam Raj (played by Raj Babbar) is more interested in his race horses. The second brother Bal Raj (played by Kulbhushan Kharbanda) is a cheerful person, still besotted by his wife.
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