Where do the heavy-sounding corporate statements come from?
You may have often marvelled at the corporate leaders’ ability to spew wise-sounding, inspiring statements in presentations and speeches, and wondered how they can construct such sentences with heavy-sounding words, effortlessly.
Well, wonder no more, because the secret is out! They get their phrases and sentences from websites that generate such statements on demand. In the next meeting, you too can go armed with your set of phrases, and insert them at an appropriate point to impress everyone.
Here are some websites that generate corporate (bs) statements on demand:
Corporate to spiritual
So, what happens when these inspiring speakers ‘retire’ and there are no corporate captive audience to listen to them any more? They become spiritual leaders for people seeking ‘meaning’ in life. They expound profound theories in which the listeners look for hidden meanings.
Here are some random statements (generated by the website http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/):
- “Making tea is a reflection of ephemeral confluence of divinity”
- “Interdependence quiets your own balance”
- “Hidden meaning results from precious mortality”
Another wonderful website randomly generating whole long articles is http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/ (just on click the “Reionize Electrons” button to generate an article).
Now, a Quiz
Please view the youtube video and guess whether it is a “serious talk” or the speaker is “making fun” of corporate jargon (use the “Comment” feature below for your answer).
If the video does not load, use the link https://youtu.be/QkwhKxzNrVY.
Please share your thoughts in the space below for comments! And don’t forget to answer the quiz: “Serious Talk” or “Making Fun”?